December 2009
559. THAT HOT BLONDE YOU'RE STALKING WILL LOSE ALL...
lifeinplastic:
(via gotwisdom)
Thank you, thank you.
Bold the things you did in 2009.
coralinexoxo:
alexalanerainbowveins:
shadodoeswathewants:
bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica:
disposedtolove:
themissowl:
1. Dyed your hair an odd color.
2. Went skinny dipping.
3. Bought something you didn’t need.
4. Snuck out of your house.
5. Became obsessed with a song no one knew.
6. Learned a song on your phone with your keypad.
7. Knitted something.
8. Ran a mile.
9. Fell in...
IT’S AMAZING HOW LIFE SEEMS TO FALL INTO PLACE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT TO. I’M EXTREMELY HAPPY WITH THE PATH IN LIFE I’M HEADING DOWN, THESE YEARS ARE THE YEARS YOU CHOSE THE OUTCOME OF YOUR LIFE. WHERE WILL YOU BE IN TEN YEARS?
p.s sorry it’s in caps i was to lazy to retype it. <3
I REALLLLLLY HATE SCENE KIDS.
AYE, I GOTTA PACK MY CRAP FOR TAHOE!
ALICE, ALICE, ALLIIICEE!
behind the mask: rise of leslie vernon. favorite movie. after alice in wonderland of course.
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
moustache. (i want) →
YA KNOW WHAT!? FUCK AMERICA!
If I had a kid I would name them as follows:
Girl:
Alice
Coraline
Emily
Boy:
Kingston
Brandon
Brian
fmylife:
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
LOLPONYZ
EMILY: "NO DO NOT MILK IN IT!"
ME: "WHY?"
EMILY: "I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!"
ME: "ARE YOU REALLY?"
EMILY: "No I've been eating chocolate but who puts milk in smoothies!?"